Thursday, December 4, 2008

Slangisms, Part 2

Because I have so much to do today getting ready for the craft fair tomorrow, I am slacking off again and taking the easy way out by bringing you Slangisms, Part 2.
Lego Hair: a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

Destinesia: When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.

Flatuglance: The look that someone gives another person when they pass gas in public.

Farticles: The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

Textpectation: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

Mouse potato: Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games.


  1. Funny stuff Chrissy! So mouse potato is the 21st century version of couch potato?? And lego hair sounds suspiciously like helmet hair! I am definitely gonna use farticles-but only in passing-gas, that is!

  2. I suffer from textpectation!! Constantly. And I am a mouse potato, but not by choice. Damn desk job! Have a great weekend.

    Hope you're having a great craft fair!

  3. OK, I want to start using the word Farticles because I'm immature like that!