Lego Hair: a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".
Destinesia: When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.
Flatuglance: The look that someone gives another person when they pass gas in public.
Farticles: The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.
Textpectation: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.