I really like Halloween. I have many boxes of decorations. I don't like happy halloween stuff. I don't have inflatables or smiling ghosts or witches. I have a graveyard and cob webs. A cauldron full of bones, strob and black lights.
So I'm putting up the Halloween decorations today and realize that I'm missing a box of bones! Somewhere in that bike shop we call a garage are my special all weather body parts. I placed the grave stones out but I really need those bones to add that special something. I have 2 other boxes of bones but they are the special life like bones that under no circumstances will I allow them to get rained on. So tomorrow I will be back in the garage searching for those bones.
We will add a few carved pumkins, a small dead body and some scary noises and music. I will put on my nun habit (what's halloween without catholic guilt?) and hand out treats to those brave enough to come to the door.
What a great holiday!
My favorite part of your post is "a small dead body" because, c'mon...it's not something you read every day!
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Doesn't everyone have a small dead body to put out at halloween? Isn't that why they invented freezers?
ReplyDeleteYou are the only woman I know that can't find her boner... I mean bones.
ReplyDeleteGood luck and happy hunting.
I'm just laughing reading this post and thinking how funny it would be if there were no mention whatsoever of Halloween in it. I mean, scattering bones, putting on your nun habbit? How awesome would that be if that routine was just a typical,everday Saturday evening?
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