Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Coincidence or Conspiracy?

The world has hit a new low. The economy is so tanked that our local Sam's Club and the mall in which it is located has denied Girl Scouts access to peddle their cookies in front of their store. I think it is a conspiracy led by the Kebbler Elves and Dolly Madison.

Also Girl Scouts have been used as pawns in a local counterfeiting scheme. I think it is Bernie Madoff's newest attempt at recovering funds.

BUY MORE COOKIES!

2 comments:

  1. That is just wrong! I can't believe they won't let them sell the cookies there.

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  2. WTF??? That is nuts!

    I heard about the fake money on the news this weekend, that is just nuts! What is wrong with people that they would steel from children!

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