Hairy as a Yeti

As I was showering this morning I noticed that I have bangs on my knees. I'm not saying that I don't shave my legs very often, but I do tend to neglect it during the winter for the added warmth it gives me.

I have always been on the light side of body hair. Blondish or very light brown and it's not very thick. Even my hair on my lady bits, although dark, it's sparse, silky and straight. The only curly hair I have is that damn odd spot on the left side of my head. Excess body hair has never been a big issue for me. Even the bikini area (like I'd ever be in a bikini but you know the part I mean, inner thighs!) doesn't have hair. This could be because my thighs rub together and have worn off any. Ok then menopause hit and face it, I'm not the same woman I once was. WTF, where or where did all this hair come from? And the rate of return? I'd like to see this on my investment account! So I've got bangs on my knees, pointy chin hairs, my hair on my head seems to be growing at record speeds which means my roots need touching up every week! (not that I do it every week, but it needs it)

So this is the trade off, I look like Chewbacca but no mood swings or visits from Aunt Flo.